good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day
I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them
No, no, guys, look closely.
This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear(very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)
can we give it up for Suzanne Collins for fucking off into oblivion with her money after hunger games fucking destroyed the YA market for like 6 years. everything YA was dystopian “EVERYONES IN A DIFFERENT QUADRANT” shit from 2010 to 2016 and we didnt hear a peep from her. true fucking power.
omg let’s not forget that year the king’s speech won best production design for locations that already existed and were actually used to film gay porn movies.
imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed
“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills
also a lot of those practical skills were taught in classes like home ec that have been cut completely as schools slash all spending not related to sports and STEM
Although to be fair, you can generally find instructional videos on stuff like this for free.
I think my only issue here is the use of the word, “adulting.” I get it, it is there, and will be used. Hell, I even use it at times. But the idea being presented in that word, that there is even the option for an adult to…*not* be an adult… or that living as an adult is soooo hard that it is a burden…really does seem like something that came from someone who refused to grow up and take responsibility for their own actions and their lives.
That being said, I love that there are classes to teach things that my generation should have been taught by their parents/grandparents, especially for those that have difficulty learning from videos.
MIllennials are making an effort to learn the basic skills their parents were too busy destroying the economy to teach them.
Yeah, it’s the *Millennials* who should be ashamed.
